Whats jokes
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Guess what?
Good guess.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What's 2+2?
4.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!