Whats jokes
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?