Whats jokes
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Guess what?
Good guess.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What's 2+2?
4.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.