Whats jokes
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.