What's happening jokes
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Memes
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.