What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.