What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.