What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.