What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.