What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.