What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.