What do you call jokes
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.