What do you call jokes
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.