What do you call jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.