What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
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What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal
What do you call it when takes a picture
A family portrait
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
What do you call an Orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a Terrorist in a whelk chair
Rcxd in bound
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What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
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What do you call an orphan that's grows up to he a priest?
Father-Les
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
