What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!