What do you call jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!