What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.