What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
