What do you call jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.