What do you call jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.