What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.