What do you call jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.