What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.