What do you call jokes
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.