What do you call jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Mexican

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

Kidnapping

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

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  • Rapper

    What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

    Young Boy Never Walk again.

    Blowjob

    Blowjob

    What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

    Special head.

    Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.