What do you call jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!