What do you call jokes
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata