What do you call jokes

Emo

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

Cow

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Mexican

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

Kidnapping

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

Blowjob

Blowjob

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.