What do you call jokes
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.