What do you call jokes
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.