What do you call jokes
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.