What do you call jokes
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.