What do you call jokes
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.