What do you call jokes
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.