What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.