What do you call jokes

Pokemon

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Hippo

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

Matt

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

A cow with no front legs walking around?

Beef stroganoff.

Kid

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Kid

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

Drone

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Group

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

America

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.