What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.