What do you call jokes
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.