What do you call jokes
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.