What do you call jokes
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.