What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.