What do you call jokes
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.