What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.