What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
