What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.