What do you call jokes
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.