What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.