What do you call jokes
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.