What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
