What do you call jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.