What do you call jokes
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.