Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call cringe?
You.
