What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
