What do you call jokes
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.