What do you call jokes

What do you call a feminine cow?

A dairy queen.

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

What do you call cringe?

You.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

A: A Luna-Tic!

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fffffsshhhhhh

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

What do you call a swearing piece of shit?

Cus-turd.

- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.