What do you call jokes
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!