What do you call jokes
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.