What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.