What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
