What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!