What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.