What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.