What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
