What do you call jokes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.