What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
