What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
