What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
