What do you call jokes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini