What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
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What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.