What do you call jokes
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.