What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What Do You Call Jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
