What do you call jokes
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.