What do you call jokes
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.