What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.