What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.