What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!