What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!