What do you call jokes
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.