What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.