What do you call jokes
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.