What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.