What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
