What do you call jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.