What do you call jokes
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.