What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
