What do you call jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!