What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!