What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.