What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
