What do you call jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.