What do you call jokes
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.