What do you call jokes
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.