What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?