What do you call jokes
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.