What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
