What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.