Weird Jokes

One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes

What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?

Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people