Weird Jokes

Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."

I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.

Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?

you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut

The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?

Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes

how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird

I told my fam a joke

They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden