Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."