Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
