Weight jokes

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.