Weight jokes

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.