Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Weight Jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
