Weight jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.