5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
