When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said to be continued...
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter."
Q- How much does a skeleton weigh? A- a skeleTON
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
