Wedding jokes
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.