Wedding jokes

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    • I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

    So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

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    • Funeral

    • "I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

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    • Grandmother

    • "My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

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    • Marriage

    • A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

    "Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

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    • Funeral

    • At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.

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    • People

    • At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"

    At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"

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