What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Are you wearing a diaper Because your butt looks so saggy
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
Dude- Hey dude guess who I am Viewers- Dora Trump- No I am President Trump Viewers- Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack Trump- today we are going to build a wall Viewers- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress
Thunderwear
What do you call a dog wearing a beret? Smeargle!
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class AIRPODSS!!!
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
