Wear jokes
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
joe mama roast
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Wears pink.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.