Weapon

Weapon jokes

Gun

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Will Smith

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Memes

Gun

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

Baby

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Grenade

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Police Officer

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

Knife

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

Wheelchair

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

Gun

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

Day

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.