A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Slay.
Guns control.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster as the plunger does look like the weapon in 'Ghostbuster'!
