Weapon jokes
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.