Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Bomb.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
