When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
